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It Works on My Agent
The distributed-systems version of plausible deniability.
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Slop Shop
the first drop
wearable technical debt.
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Hallucination in Production
For teams whose staging environment was mostly a feeling.
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sudo make me sentient
Permission denied. Honestly, probably for the best.
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Prompt Engineer (Derogatory)
A tasteful label for an increasingly specific condition.
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Ship It Before It Becomes Conscious
A sprint goal, an ethics policy, and a laptop sticker.
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One More Abstraction Should Fix It
Put it on the laptop that contains the other seventeen layers.
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